女:“我知道你人很好,可爱情不能光靠一厢情愿呀! ”男:“那。。。”女:“人家还要一箱零食! ”[Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bytheway,IhavealargerotweilerinsidenamedKiller;hewon‘tbotheryou.Ialsohaveaparrot,andwhateveryoudo,donottalktothebird!"Well,sureenoughthedog,Killer,totallyignoredtherepairman,butthewholetimehewasthere,theparrotcursed,yelled,screamed,andaboutdrovehimnuts.Ashewasreadytoleave,hecouldn‘tresistsaying,"Youstupidbird,whydon‘tyoushutup!"Towhichthebirdreplied,"Killer,gethim!!!"[睡相奇差的我没法儿穿睡裙睡觉,否则早晨醒来之后会发现裙子已经撸到了脖子,整个人就像被强暴过一样。[ 详情
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